so Sheryl Swoopes is a big ol' lesbo...
in case any of you haven't heard, Sheryl Swoopes has come out of the rainbow closet. as she is the pride and joy of Texas Tech, i think this announcement is one i should address. for those of you lucky bastards who have never been to Lubbock and don't know anything about this quaint little town, let me enlighten you. in Lubbock, you're a liberal if you have only one 'we support our troops' sticker on your car instead of the requisite six. with that being said, i have provided a nice link to the article containing her disclosure. if you're the lazy type which applies to my entire audience i'm sure, i have provided a synopsis of how the interview probably went since i was too busy eating a vat of Cocoa Krispies to actually read it:
Q: why are you opening up about your sexuality?
A: i'm getting a crew cut tomorrow, and i don't really want to be on Mr. Blackwell's list.
Q: were you born gay?
A: of course not. i turned gay during the course of my marriage like most women do.
Q: are you worried about how your hometown of Brownfield and your college town of Lubbock will feel about your announcement?
A: i have endorsments with Nike and GayVacay worth 60 gazillion so....no.
Q: does anyone really care about your homosexuality? i mean, i didn't even know who you were until by boss gave me this assignment. the real reporter was passed out in a pile of empty beer cans in his Dilbert cubicle and couldn't be revived.
A: i'm gay!!!!!
so there it is in a nutshell. i say more power to her. this world needs more macho female athletes if you ask me.
Q: why are you opening up about your sexuality?
A: i'm getting a crew cut tomorrow, and i don't really want to be on Mr. Blackwell's list.
Q: were you born gay?
A: of course not. i turned gay during the course of my marriage like most women do.
Q: are you worried about how your hometown of Brownfield and your college town of Lubbock will feel about your announcement?
A: i have endorsments with Nike and GayVacay worth 60 gazillion so....no.
Q: does anyone really care about your homosexuality? i mean, i didn't even know who you were until by boss gave me this assignment. the real reporter was passed out in a pile of empty beer cans in his Dilbert cubicle and couldn't be revived.
A: i'm gay!!!!!
so there it is in a nutshell. i say more power to her. this world needs more macho female athletes if you ask me.
posted by christine on Friday, November 04, 2005
3 Comments:
i don't know about 'all these homos' as you say, but Swoopes did it the old fashioned way. she had her kid while still happily married and straight as can be. i'm thinking that about halfway into her marriage she embraced the feminine mystique, both figuratively and literally, and now she's whistling Gloria Gaynor with each free throw.
Lesbos ROCK!!!!! Bi's are better especially if I'm FILLING (LIERALLY)BETWEEN THE COOKIE (OR SHOULD I SAY NOOKIE) SANDWICH. I'll take a RUG MUNCHER (aka hott lesbians makin sweet love) anyday though, it's way better than a BUTT PIRATE (aka sick bastards that should be killed by whatever just killed!!!!).....you know what I'm saying?
i'm going to have to put a disclaimer on my blog.
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