mid-life crisis

i do believe i'm having a mid-life crisis. it's premature to say the least seeing as how i am still a young spring chicken in my twenties. i've been thinking a lot about the past (a.k.a. the good ol' days.) as a woman, i'm not sure what i should do about it. if i belonged to the male persuasion, i'd just go purchase a cherry Corvette, some hair plugs, and a piece of arm candy. seeing as how i am the arm candy, however, what is the logical thing to do here? the more i think about the situation, though, the more confused i am about whether or not this is really a mid-life crisis. it may just be an inner longing to be single again. sometimes i'm pretty sure that this whole marital bliss idea is a load of crap. or, is the desire to be single only a manifestation of the mid-life crisis? who the hell goes through a mid-life crisis in her 20s anyway? i'm going to go watch some TV. there's always wisdom in a sitcom...