things i will not miss once this semester is through
so the term is wrapping up, and finals are looming. this semester wasn't so bad, but there are a few minor things that i am not going to miss. in no particular order:
1. seeing Ms. I-Know-Everything-There-Is-To-Know-About-The-English-Language's crack every Tuesday and Thursday. i think it's great that you are well versed in Petrarchan and Shakespearean sonnet forms and that you daydream about ways in which to expose America to the subtleties of iambic pentameter, but i can do without the lowrise jeans and the perpetual butt cheek exposure.
2. listening to the most annoying and psychotic girl at Tech try to start conversations with me on a semi-regular basis. you'd think my rolling eyes and refusal to answer her questions would give her an indication that i don't like her, but like i said, she's crazy.
3. trudging from the Psych building to the Foreign Language building to the English building every other day. even though they are side by side, i am one lazy and unmotivated student. sometimes just thinking of migrating to the next location makes me want to curl up and take a siesta on campus.
4. the constant and grating reminders that i need to file an intent to graduate. i know already! it's on my list of things to do, for Pete's sake. if i didn't have to peel rubber to get to work at the exact second class ended, i would have filled out the damn form fifty years ago.
5. the ye olde english courses. i'm done with those requirements. it's all modern literature from here on out. i'd bust out in a joyous jig if i wasn't, as i stated earlier, one lazy and unmotivated student.
1. seeing Ms. I-Know-Everything-There-Is-To-Know-About-The-English-Language's crack every Tuesday and Thursday. i think it's great that you are well versed in Petrarchan and Shakespearean sonnet forms and that you daydream about ways in which to expose America to the subtleties of iambic pentameter, but i can do without the lowrise jeans and the perpetual butt cheek exposure.
2. listening to the most annoying and psychotic girl at Tech try to start conversations with me on a semi-regular basis. you'd think my rolling eyes and refusal to answer her questions would give her an indication that i don't like her, but like i said, she's crazy.
3. trudging from the Psych building to the Foreign Language building to the English building every other day. even though they are side by side, i am one lazy and unmotivated student. sometimes just thinking of migrating to the next location makes me want to curl up and take a siesta on campus.
4. the constant and grating reminders that i need to file an intent to graduate. i know already! it's on my list of things to do, for Pete's sake. if i didn't have to peel rubber to get to work at the exact second class ended, i would have filled out the damn form fifty years ago.
5. the ye olde english courses. i'm done with those requirements. it's all modern literature from here on out. i'd bust out in a joyous jig if i wasn't, as i stated earlier, one lazy and unmotivated student.
posted by christine on Friday, April 28, 2006
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