yelling the f-word at the toy store

if you're a parent you know that boys are late bloomers when it comes to learning. (i'm not a parent, but my sister the golddigger has 50 kids so i can speak on the subject.) they learn to walk and talk at a later age than us much superior girls. i learned today that my two year old nephew, who is just now learning to string words together, has learned a new and exciting word. it's my favorite word. yes, folks, it's the f word. however, he isn't trying to be cool like his awesome aunt. he's merely attempting to say the word truck, but he isn't very good at enunciating yet. that's okay. there's plenty of time for censorship when he gets older. i'm thinking his new skill deserves a trip to the toy store where we will hang out in the toy truck aisle indefinitely. he can point at the trucks and yell 'fuck!' all he wants. we'll give the WASPs something to gawk at and flee from. we'll even make an afternoon of it. i hope he doesn't learn the correct word before i can take him on his first offensive outing.