i've got a big mouth.

so naturally i wanted to go to Chili's to try their Big Mouth Burger. it's a build your own, and they even give you a nifty notepad where you check off the stuff you want on yours. of course, i designed a masterpiece. after listing my name as Lois Lane on the card, i sent it away to be created. the cooks forgot the dressing, but as i was unsure of the dressing and its high calorie content to begin with, i ate it anyway. now i'm riding a good food buzz and thinking how i will have to punish myself at the gym tomorrow in order to make up for my gigantic meal.