"I love a good nap. Sometimes its the only thing getting me out of bed in the mornings." - George Costanza, "The Nap"
(disclaimer: the thoughts, ideas, comments, pictures, recipes, and grocery lists contained herein may not be reflective of the opinions, beliefs, eating habits, dreams, or shoe sizes of the blog creator. please direct all questions, rants, raves, and/or proof of your stupidity to the talking walnut.)
posted by christine on Tuesday, September 18, 2007
i have an IQ that rivals Einstein's, but instead of using my powers for good, i wreak havoc on the internet...and i like weasels.
2 Comments:
I'd personally go with something like tortilla chips. They make noise and produce shrapnel.
(although I do get the seinfeld reference with the jr. mints)
i like the way you think! i had gum that was plenty noisy as i chewed it like a cow chewing cud. plus, it doubled as adhesive in case the doctor needed help reattaching my brother's corneas.
Post a Comment
<< Home