conversation of the day

a guy who sits in my area at work is being moved down the hall to make room for a new person in my department. he was at his old desk gathering the last of his things and not even talking to me.

co-worker: i'm just getting the last of my stuff out of your way.

me: why don't you try getting yourself out of our way!!!

co-worker: man, i'm going to miss the rays of sunshine you cast around you.

me: don't worry. i'll send some via email.

co-worker: i'm sure you will...