i'm pregnant, and i'm having a litter.

well that's what i'm claiming anyway. it's the truth. i swear. if you want to donate a house, some furniture, cash, or services, please feel free. i mean it worked for this lady. everyone just felt so sorry for this destitute woman who claimed she was giving birth to six babies that they hooked her up with all kinds of freebies. well, it turns out she's not pregnant...just fat and crazy. she didn't wish to dicuss any details about the children after they were "born" because she claimed one of her equally crazy relatives was trying to kill them. how convenient. after her lies were exposed, the woman refused to speak to anyone stating that "nobody gets it." uh...i think we do. you're a conniving, lazy liar. try getting off your fat ass and working for a living like the rest of us.