he's got the jimmy legs.

i usually go to bed way after bitter half retires for the evening. as i've mentioned before, i'm an insomniac so i'm usually wandering around the maxi pad for half the night watching TV, surfing the net, reading, or dreaming up ways to rule the galaxy. when i finally do go to bed, bitter half is usually hogging up the entire mattress so sometimes i gently but firmly tell him to scoot the hell over. other times i just give him a big, hearty shove. he also has a tendency to sleep with his arm over his eyes, and i've learned from experience that this is not healthy...for me. he tends to bring his elbow down into my eyes with destructive force and no warning. so after i've maneuvered him to his side of the bed, i go about rearranging his limbs. i bring his arms down to his side and put his legs flat (because they're often bent and this habit bothers me.) of course, none of this shoving, pulling, yanking, yelling, threatening, or jostling ever bothers him. he just keeps on a snorin'. man, that really irks me.