quiz: what the hell is this?

a) the toupee i'm going to get b.h. once he loses all his hair

b) a stylishly groomed guinea pig

c) the only picture i could locate on the web that somewhat resembles the entity i just gleaned from the top of my Milton anthology

d) a prototype for a toilet scrubber that someone actually patented in the mid nineties (which, needless to say, never really caught on)

tune in tomorrow for the exciting answer!