choose your own adventure

remember those? if you don't, here's a quick run down. choose your own adventure books let you decide where the action takes you. when a major character has to decide whether or not to enter the haunted house or run away screaming and wetting his pants, you decide. you then turn to the page that tells you the results of your decision. get it? so here's my version using last night's scenario:

bitter half was out of town, and i left work around eight. there was a big De La Hoya fight on, and i knew of several parties to attend. however, feeling lonely, i thought of just staying home and sulking. what should i do? to choose wayward debauchery, go to section A. to choose quiet contemplation, go to section B.

section A
i decided to head to my friend's house where the beer and fattening food ran aplenty which means i fell off both my wagons. (not to mention my chair in a drunken stupor...) De La Hoya won so i laughed and pointed at my hostess while she cursed profanely. then, i did a bunch of stuff i don't remember.

section B
i sulked and watch some Law and Order. then, i did a little half ass blogging. knowing i'd never get through the night without bitter half home, i popped a pill. (the natural, herbal kind because i'm old and pathetic.) i was asleep by midnight.

i'll let you figure out which one is the truth. those of you who know me quite well will probably figure it out easily, but just so no one feels like a dumbass- i've done both of these at some point in time so everyone's a winner!