things that are not good ideas.
1. attaching my credit card to iTunes- maybe this concept is an okay idea for culturally deprived individuals like my neighbor, Crotchtastic, who only listens to the butt rock, but for someone like myself who lives and breathes music, it's one fucking awful idea. i think i just bought every song ever created.
2. creating a toilet that is 3 inches tall- i wasn't the braniac who did this one, but i have to occasionally suffer because of it. there are two restrooms in my office, and the one down the hall has toilets that are damn near flush (pun intended) with the ground. wtf?!?! your legs should not be parallel with the floor when you're peeing. it's not natural.
3. making homemade ice cream when you're on a diet- i know this idea is as bad as they come, but i'm still considering busting out the ice cream maker this weekend. it's a dumbass move on my part, but i'll probably do it anyway.
4. starting shit with me today- i'm grouchy for no reason whatsoever. the fact that i work with a bunch of fucktards doesn't help. i'm such a hater.
2. creating a toilet that is 3 inches tall- i wasn't the braniac who did this one, but i have to occasionally suffer because of it. there are two restrooms in my office, and the one down the hall has toilets that are damn near flush (pun intended) with the ground. wtf?!?! your legs should not be parallel with the floor when you're peeing. it's not natural.
3. making homemade ice cream when you're on a diet- i know this idea is as bad as they come, but i'm still considering busting out the ice cream maker this weekend. it's a dumbass move on my part, but i'll probably do it anyway.
4. starting shit with me today- i'm grouchy for no reason whatsoever. the fact that i work with a bunch of fucktards doesn't help. i'm such a hater.
posted by christine on Thursday, May 18, 2006
4 Comments:
I'm right there with you on breaking out the ice cream maker. I was just diagnosed with gestational diabetes (diabetes for pregnant woman in case you have never heard of it) and I'm thinking about ordering this ice cream maker attachment for my standmixer. I know it isn't smart and I need to lay off the sugar, but I want ice cream so badly!
anthonylemons- true. they are especially concentrated at my office, though.
amy- i don't even like ice cream, but i like to give everything the taste test before i send it out in public.
mr. fabulous- i don't know if there are still poorhouses. i know there are poorapartments because i live in one. Tech stole all my money.
Actually homemade ice cream gives all the power back to YOU.
YOU can use real fruit.
YOU can use reduced fat milk.
Of course, where's the fun in that?
Sorry I couldn't accept your bid this time, but I hope that doesn't prevent you from visiting (and bidding) in the future!:)
janet- i guess it's true that i control the ingredients. too bad alcohol doesn't freeze, or i'd throw a whole bottle of rum in there while i was at it.
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