Monday, October 23, 2006

Bitter Half is a corner stealer!

i usually go to bed a lot later than Bitter Half because, since i can't ever sleep, i'm up to all hours of the night lurching around the apartment. when i finally went to bed last night, Bitter Half had three corners of the blanket to himself. i'm accustomed to this behavior so i just gave the blanket a tug like usual. he didn't want to give it up. i pulled some more. nothing. i braced myself by putting one foot on the edge of the bed and yanked hard. still nothing. i put my other foot on the bed and leaned back until i was parallel to the floor and grunting like one of the spandex-wearing meatheads at the gym. after about thirty minutes of that pathetic display, i got my corner back. wtf?!?! i mean he's gained a little weight since he quit smoking, but i'm pretty sure he doesn't weigh a metric ton so i don't think that was the cause. was he subconsciously clutching onto it because he secretly hates me? i hope not because that could seriously impair my chances of getting the new iPod for Christmas.

3 Comments:

Blogger 3LeggedCat said...

You should have tickled his nose. He would have let go of the blanket and you would have had a nice laugh.

10/23/2006 11:14:00 PM  
Blogger Babeski said...

laughing...that's interesting. hope u get ur ipod. which one might i ask? the new colored ones or one of the huge ones that plays videos and stuff?

10/24/2006 01:32:00 AM  
Blogger christine said...

3leggedcat- if by tickle you mean kick and if by his nose you mean his shins, then i'll try that next time.

babeski- puh-leeze...i have way too many tunes for those measley tinypods. i need a humongous one. at least a 30 gigger.

10/25/2006 02:00:00 PM  

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