Monday, October 23, 2006

Bitter Half is a corner stealer!

i usually go to bed a lot later than Bitter Half because, since i can't ever sleep, i'm up to all hours of the night lurching around the apartment. when i finally went to bed last night, Bitter Half had three corners of the blanket to himself. i'm accustomed to this behavior so i just gave the blanket a tug like usual. he didn't want to give it up. i pulled some more. nothing. i braced myself by putting one foot on the edge of the bed and yanked hard. still nothing. i put my other foot on the bed and leaned back until i was parallel to the floor and grunting like one of the spandex-wearing meatheads at the gym. after about thirty minutes of that pathetic display, i got my corner back. wtf?!?! i mean he's gained a little weight since he quit smoking, but i'm pretty sure he doesn't weigh a metric ton so i don't think that was the cause. was he subconsciously clutching onto it because he secretly hates me? i hope not because that could seriously impair my chances of getting the new iPod for Christmas.


Blogger 3LeggedCat said...

You should have tickled his nose. He would have let go of the blanket and you would have had a nice laugh.

10/23/2006 11:14:00 PM  
Blogger Babeski said...

laughing...that's interesting. hope u get ur ipod. which one might i ask? the new colored ones or one of the huge ones that plays videos and stuff?

10/24/2006 01:32:00 AM  
Blogger christine said...

3leggedcat- if by tickle you mean kick and if by his nose you mean his shins, then i'll try that next time.

babeski- puh-leeze...i have way too many tunes for those measley tinypods. i need a humongous one. at least a 30 gigger.

10/25/2006 02:00:00 PM  

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