Wednesday, October 25, 2006

you don't want to read this post.

but i'm sure you will now. so my good friend comes to me and tells me that she lost her tampon. moreover, she wants to me to look for it. i'm pretty sure that's her husband's job and tell her as much. so she calls her friend who works in a clinic and asks for advice. after getting some suggestions about how to best position herself to try to find it, she goes about trying to fix the problem to no avail. i tried assuring her that she prob took it out and forgot (because she was drunk the night before), but she's not sure. i told her to quit worrying about it unless she feels some kind of pain so i guess it's a wait and see issue now. do you see why i don't like my friends?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

She probably took it out. I mean, its not like its huge in there.
Anyway, if its still in, her body should be able to spit it out eventually, eeeeck.

10/26/2006 08:08:00 PM  
Blogger christine said...

actually, if it's still in there, it will prob stay there until she goes to see her doc (which is pretty common.) she'll def notice some signs, though, that will prompt her to visit the clinic.

10/27/2006 02:57:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, that's natural.

It happens in the trailer park all thuh time.

Your friend should jus' be glad her momma don't make her go inside the Jr. Food Store all by herself to buy Stayfree Maxi Pads when she has her first menstrual period EVER at age 15 and her 9th grade English teacher -- who is a cute dude with a nice butt -- is moonlighting as the cashier 'cause Florida don't pay its teachers a salary worth squat so they has to work an extry job to pay they's bills and buy Stayfree's for they's wiveses and daughters.

If yer friend dont see it soon she'll fer sure be a'smellin it or her doctor will.

Everythang will be OK.

11/04/2006 10:55:00 PM  
Blogger christine said...

trailer trash- thanx for the insight. i think we're all glad we didn't go through that experience!

11/06/2006 03:19:00 PM  

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