Monday, January 29, 2007

my weasel is running for president.

why not? everyone else is. i'm not sure if he qualifies age-wise because i don't really know how weasel years work, but i'm thinking he's around middle age so that should be old enough. also, he's very smart, wily when he needs to be, and easy on the eyes. plus, the biggest scandal he's ever been in was when he snuck out of the apartment and into the neighbor's without being noticed. Simon for president!

6 Comments:

Anonymous Lexile said...

He looks rather trustworthy. Who is his running mate?

1/29/2007 03:26:00 AM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

What are his stands on the issues?

1/29/2007 04:28:00 PM  
Blogger christine said...

Lexile- i suppose it would be my other weasel. (however, she is more like a seat filler...)

Mr. Fabulous- i tried to ask him, but he seemed more interested in stealing stuff. oh, did i mention that he likes to steal?

1/30/2007 04:17:00 PM  
Blogger Michael said...

Better hope the Beastmaster doesn't have his weasels run...

1/31/2007 01:37:00 AM  
Blogger Michael K. Willis said...

Well, Simon looks to be the first mainstream weasel-American Presidential candidate who is well-groomed, intelligent, and clean so it's pretty much a storybook right there, man :-)

2/02/2007 09:26:00 PM  
Blogger christine said...

michael- i completely forgot about those! i used to watch the show just to see the weasels. (and even if they run, they've got nothing on my Simon. they're more followers than leaders...)

michael k. willis- not only is Simon the first weasel-American Presidential candidate that is well-groomed, intelligent, and clean, but he's the first American Presidential candidate that is so, too!

2/04/2007 08:24:00 AM  

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