2nd conversation of the day

man, two prize winners, and it's barely two! this conversation took place with the same man as the first one from today. it's in regards to the fact that i'm leaving work for a brief time tomorrow so that i can witness Tangerine Dream's laser eye surgery. it took place via IM since, as mentioned in the previous convo, he was moved down the hall.

co-worker: are you taking a two hour lunch tomorrow?

me: yes. you already said i could, you senile old man!!!

co-worker: just making sure the geritol is working.

conversation of the day

a guy who sits in my area at work is being moved down the hall to make room for a new person in my department. he was at his old desk gathering the last of his things and not even talking to me.

co-worker: i'm just getting the last of my stuff out of your way.

me: why don't you try getting yourself out of our way!!!

co-worker: man, i'm going to miss the rays of sunshine you cast around you.

me: don't worry. i'll send some via email.

co-worker: i'm sure you will...

conversation of the day

i was watching Seinfeld and looking at my legs when i noticed an indentation on my right shin. i looked on my left to see if there was one there, too, and to my dismay, there wasn't. Bitter Half was in the kitchen.

me: there's a dent on my leg!

B.H.: what?

me: a dent on my leg!

B.H.: let me see. he then proceeds to take a look. that's a muscle.

me: but there's not one on the other leg.

B.H.: well you're working out wrong then.

he then goes back to the kitchen.

me: you're rather nonchalant about me having a dent!

B.H.: it's just a muscle!

me: well do you have a dent?

B.H.: babe, i'm so ripped, i've got dents all over.

that's when i started muttering profanities under my breath.