Monday, January 16, 2006

casualty at my local Wendy's

i needed a couple of Wendy's double bacon cheese burgers this evening so i decided to use the drive through like any lazy American, but as i pulled up to the menu, i realized someone had killed the speaker. while i sat there deciding if i should try their all white meat, bird flu immunized chicken nuggets, i asked b.h. if he thought i should drive up to the window since the speaker was incapacitated. before he could even answer, the speaker asked me to order when ready. even on the brink of death the speaker was committed to its duty! you just don't find that kind of dedication anymore. (i busted out a tissue to wipe my eye as my quivering voice requested my food.) once i finished, i ignored the laughing, ogling employees in order to snap some photos for your enjoyment. i'd like to make sure and point out the wires dangling gruesomely from its base. i can't believe that thing actually worked!

2 Comments:

Blogger christine said...

the picture is great, but it was even better in person. (maybe it's still there. you should go scope it out.) and despite all accusations (Mr. Potato Head!), i did not have any hand in this crime. i wouldn't have done a half-ass job like this one. i would have taken out the menu, too.

1/19/2006 04:07:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dumb Dumb Bastards. I hope they didn't spill thier cocktail.

1/23/2006 08:12:00 PM  

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