pants people shouldn't wear

two hooligans apparently stole an idling ambulance in Grand Prairie this past Monday. police located the pair by using the GPS device on the vehicle and quickly apprehended them. it seems one of the brilliant thieves couldn't run very fast thanks to the major sag he was busting as he tried to flee. so, if you plan on participating in any activities which will result in you trying to outrun the po po, steal some form fitting clothing while you're at it.

also, people with a calf circumference larger than my waist should not wear mid-calf length pants. it's not attractive. i saw too many examples of this lack of judgment in my first day back on campus to ignore it.