i got screwed (and not in the good way.)

this scene is what i had to deal with Friday morning. i'm the kind of person who doesn't like to be late. in fact, i am usually pretty early so i can take my sweet time and tiptoe through the tulips on the way to class, if we had any damn tulips in West Texas. so when i realized my tire was on strike, i had a few seconds of fury. however, b.h. quickly replaced it with my spare, and i was still on time. will you just look at the size of that screw? i will be keeping it once it is removed so i can compare it with any screws used at my workplace and in the construction on campus. then i will use my extensive forensic knowledge to track down the perpetrator and kick him in the shin.