Fuckrudders

i'm currently at Fuckrudders because they have WiFi. golddigger and i are supposed to be studying, but it's hard to focus on Milton when you've had a case of beer. so far, we've offended a kid of questionable gender, threatened an employee with an obviously fake "finger under the shirt" gun, and witnessed a transparent employee bus our table. we're about to go bowling where we will drink some more, meet some deaf people, and drink some more.