happy VD!

i was going to give you a special treat for this holiday, but i'm too lazy so instead i'll just wish you a day full of dashed dreams and wilty flowers. am i bitter you ask? not any more than usual. Valentine's used to be one of my favorite holidays because i am a zombie consumer who likes the color pink. however, since b.h. is in the restaurant business and therefore always absent on Valentine's, i have pushed it sadly down the list. it now rests somewhere between Secretary's Day and the Ides of March. actually, i do have something to look forward to this evening since my sister, Gold Digger, and i have a fun date tonight. i'd better bust out my McDonald's coupons since i'm treating...