Friday, February 10, 2006

reasons i don't feel like blogging

1. i'm a little sad. it's a cross between the sad you'd feel if you just dropped your last bite of a scrumptious brownie in the mud and the sad you'd feel if you forgot to set your DVR to record the new episode of ER with Dr. Carter's return.

2. blogging takes energy i can't spare. i can't spare a square.

3. the mean people i work with are trying to make me work. wtf?!?!

4. i'd rather be watching reruns of Seinfeld. well, to be honest, i am watching reruns of Seinfeld.

5. i think my Lean Cuisine was poisoned. i'm pretty sure i shouldn't be experiencing sharp, stabbing pains in my abdomen or searing, throbbing pains in my esophagus.

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