and the award goes to...

i'm handing out awards this week. and when i say awards, i mean mentions in my blog. so without further ado, here are the winners.

best statement heard (tie): "christine, you're a flowing fountain of knowledge." and "no pasture is complete without nibbling flocks."

e-mail that most excited me: "you Dell has been shipped."

sad sap award (tie): the dumb, dumb bastard who pissed off Oprah and the dumbass klutz who tripped and shattered 3 priceless Qing dynasty vases in Cambridge

worst news ever: McDonald's raising prices

about time award: snowballs in the work vending machine

best 'pink feather love bird pen' received: