Thursday, March 02, 2006

random news

Girdles Popular Among Japanese Men

it seems that men in Japan are succumbing to the fried food affair, and as a result, their waist lines are expanding. soon, they will look as hideous and disgusting as the average American. since all Japanese are geniuses, they have taken it upon themselves to simply employ ridiculously tight undergarments to mash their repulsive guts into submission rather than to change their eating habits. now, that's what i call an answer to a growing problem.

Boy Sticks Gum on $1.5 Million Mueseum Painting

wtf?!?! have we just given up on teaching kids to respect the arts in this country? stick your filthy, germy gum under the desk like a normal 12 year old. it's okay to desecrate school property. this whole damn country needs an eye opening when kids aren't learning the right way to trash things that don't belong to them.

Lethal Bird Flu Strain Could Reach U.S. Flocks Soon

great. now, i have to add "pandemic planning" to my already long list of things to do. son of a bitch.

2 Comments:

Blogger Michael said...

Girdles? ugh.

We all know corsets are far sexier.

3/02/2006 11:40:00 AM  
Blogger christine said...

corsets are sexy on a woman with great cleavage (such as myself.) but if a man has enough cleavage to warrant the use of a corset, i may have to go blind myself.

3/02/2006 07:00:00 PM  

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