E-lorg
i'm done with this semester. i took my last final today, and i just turned in my last major essay. well, actually, i have another exam tomorrow, but i'm not even going to bother. i have an A without even taking the damn thing. i had an A for the course i just finished, too, but that instructor made us go take the final anyay. damn her. and the weird thing is that i didn't register for both summer terms like i always do. usually i just keep right on a learnin', but this time, i am off until July. i don't know what to do with myself for a whole month and a half. i'll tell you what i won't miss, though- weird people on the bus. today i overheard two girls talking while i was haphazardly looking over my notes. one girl was conversing in such a high pitched, shrill voice that she didn't even sound human. she was some alien being conducting studies on mindless Texas Tech students. the conversation went something like this:
girl A: my poli sci final is the one i'm worried about.
girl B: EEEEEEE-LOOOOOOOOORG!!! AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEP!!!
girl A: i know! i heard that, too.
girl B: KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSFAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEE!!! IMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!!!
girl A: you can say that again
(at which point i'm praying that she doesn't because i'll need that second ear drum.)
girl B: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFSAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
that's about the time i exited. man, this month and a half is going to be heaven.
girl A: my poli sci final is the one i'm worried about.
girl B: EEEEEEE-LOOOOOOOOORG!!! AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEP!!!
girl A: i know! i heard that, too.
girl B: KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSFAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEE!!! IMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!!!
girl A: you can say that again
(at which point i'm praying that she doesn't because i'll need that second ear drum.)
girl B: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFSAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
that's about the time i exited. man, this month and a half is going to be heaven.
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