reasons i'm grouchy:
1. i received a letter from my college stating that two of my completed courses are currently not applying towards my major. now i have to go up to Tech and challenge the dean to a feat of strength. because my stationary ass is not in the mood to exert physical strength, i will be resorting to a drinking game. hope her liver's prepared.
2. i ditched the gym to work on my new blog design. since it looks like it ate a box of crayons and threw up, i have retired the endeavor for the night.
3. i returned to work today. need i expand on this one?
4. i was summoned to jury duty...yesterday. i called and had to leave a message stating that i was a blight on the justice system of America and an embarrassment to my forefathers. then i begged for a reschedule. (i left out the part that says i will be in class when the reschedule comes and therefore exempt. pray for my degenerate soul.)
5. i have three birthdays and father's day to prepare for in the next week. this means i will be grabbing some sheets of notebook paper and folding them in half to resemble real cards. then on the inside i will have to explain that i spent all my earnings on iTunes and, instead, they will be getting the gift of my shining personality. i'll carry pepper spray just in case.
2. i ditched the gym to work on my new blog design. since it looks like it ate a box of crayons and threw up, i have retired the endeavor for the night.
3. i returned to work today. need i expand on this one?
4. i was summoned to jury duty...yesterday. i called and had to leave a message stating that i was a blight on the justice system of America and an embarrassment to my forefathers. then i begged for a reschedule. (i left out the part that says i will be in class when the reschedule comes and therefore exempt. pray for my degenerate soul.)
5. i have three birthdays and father's day to prepare for in the next week. this means i will be grabbing some sheets of notebook paper and folding them in half to resemble real cards. then on the inside i will have to explain that i spent all my earnings on iTunes and, instead, they will be getting the gift of my shining personality. i'll carry pepper spray just in case.
posted by christine on Thursday, June 08, 2006
3 Comments:
and this is why, I was told by my academic advisor to save copies of every course I had substituted, so that when graduation time comes... my school doesn't have sex with me in an uncomfortable position.
thirtysomething- ahhh, this is so true. Texas has everything. it it wasn't for Vegas i'd never step outside the borders.
michael- i have all my paperwork and documentation in order to avoid the aforementioned postion. i just don't want to have to go up to that damn school any more than i already have to.
3leggedcat- yes, Lubbsuck occasionally smells like cow crap, but it's rare. other Texas cities do smell like poop all the time, but, because their entire population consists of cows, it's understandable.
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