can it be true?

i did something unbelievably out of character today. it's almost as if an alien entity took over my body and made me do horrible things. what, you ask? well, i did some homework early instead of waiting until the last minute. i wrote a paper and found an article over which to write another paper later this week. wtf?!?! the only explanation for such odd behavior is the fifty cups of coffee i drank at McD's with Mom and Tangerine Dream earlier today. i hope the world doesn't end tomorrow. if it does, sorry guys.