Wednesday, November 08, 2006

back handed compliment

well i appreciate everyone voting in my poll, but you guys were no help. clearly, there is no winner in the 6 word story contest. damn you all to hell.

i just had a smoky treat with my peeps, and it was delicious. it was everything i had hoped it would be and much, much more. i'm tempted to buy a pack, but then i'd have to smoke in secret since Bitter Half quit and all. i do believe, however, that the only way i will finish out this semester is by indulging in a nicotine habit. this caffeine one just isn't cutting it anymore.

3 Comments:

Blogger Michael said...

yeah, its much easier to study when coughing up a lung, and not sleeping at night due to the stimulant effects of nicotine.

PLUS you get the magical sense of smelling and tasting like an ashtray. That's the coolest.

11/08/2006 02:19:00 PM  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

The joke is on you. I have been on a sleigh ride to hell for a long time now...

11/08/2006 06:45:00 PM  
Blogger christine said...

michael- i knew you were going to say something! you forgot the yellowing teeth and premature wrinkles. mmm tasty!

mr. fabulous- dammit.

11/11/2006 06:12:00 PM  

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