Monday, November 13, 2006


i'm eating Chocolatey Lucky Charms out of the box because it seems all of my milk has expired. i'm also reading the news online. so i've eaten quite a few morsels when i look down and see an odd marshmallow. it's not a clover or a horseshoe or a moon etc. it's white, oval, and has rainbow speckles on it. it looks like an Easter egg. is this cereal that damn old? wtf?!?! so i look at the box, and there in the corner is a picture of this funky marshmallow. it says "sparkling, magic mirror." i think it's just leftover Easter cereal in a new package. i'm not buying it, General Mills! i've got my eye on you.


Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

You already bought it. And you ate it. The game is pretty much up.

11/14/2006 03:36:00 AM  
Blogger Bunny said...

What does a sparkling magic mirror have to do with lucky charms? I don't remember there ever being a lucky sparkling magic mirror.

I think they should just give up putting cereal in the lucky charms box and just make it completely marshmallows already.

11/15/2006 04:05:00 PM  
Blogger christine said...

Mr. Fabulous- Bitter Half bought the stale cereal! i would have seen through that gimmicky ploy immediately. plus it's still tasty...

bunny- i don't know why it's lucky, but the box says something about seeing the future. i guess you can pick lotto numbers with them? and i agree about the marshmallows, although the cereal adds a nice texture.

11/18/2006 09:52:00 AM  

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