my Dumpsters shrunk.

either that or i became a giant over night. as i was taking out the garbage in the wee hours this morning, i reached up to hurl my bag into the Dumpster like i usually do only to discover that i was towering over the thing. i always hated having to use all my muscles to heave my unbelievably heavy garbage into a container that was fifteen feet tall. now i don't have to! yay for me.