my family

Dad- a paranoid perfectionist who buckles under stress faster than i can say, 'get this man some Valium!'; very generous with the green, however, so let the man have his episodes

Mom- way more intelligent than she gives herself credit for being, but she still says share when she means chair

Sister- we're almost the same person except she's nicer than i am, more outgoing than i am, taller than me, has different colored hair than i do, and she doesn't believe TV is the best pastime in the world. we're totally different.

Brother- watches so much TV that i'm positive he must watch 8 shows simultaneously in order to keep up with so many series; calls me chreeeesy when he's drunk (which is pretty much all the time); lives in an igloo