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scientists claim that more rings were found around Uranus. next time try Charmin triple ply.

the publishers of the U.S. Catholic magazine are profusely apologizing for inadvertenly allowing an image of a condom covered Virgin Mary to be published in its December 5th edition. in a statement released by a Jesuit priest who runs the magazine, it was discovered that the image was allowed to print because 'no one noticed the giant rubber prophylactic enshrouding our most sacred icon. besides, the devil made me do it.'