Saturday, January 28, 2006

crispy critters

something is very wrong with my internal thermostat. my body doesn't generate heat like a normal person's. instead, i find myself shivering uncontrollably in temperatures that could mutate amoebas. when i rise and shine every morning, i immediately run to the house thermostat and raise the setting to the triple digits. then, i have to remember to return it to a more normal setting before i leave for the day so my critters don't broil . i think i forgot to do that last part today. i love my critters more than i love most people so, needless to say, i will be going home shortly to make sure they're not overdone.

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