where could i be?

i know some of you check my blog religiously for updates, and i'm sure you must die a little inside each time you realize i haven't posted. where have i been? well, i forgot to take that left turn in Albuquerque so i've been wandering the arid New Mexican country aimlessly for about ten years. why, oh why, would i not heed Bugs Bunny's advice? he is one of the most intelligent beings on the planet, after all. it was a momentary lapse of sanity on my part. actually, i've been recuperating from too much drinky drink on Saturday night, finalizing the details of my precious, avoiding schoolwork like the plague, and plucking my Sasquatch eyebrows into submission. don't worry. i will update again soon.