conversation of the day

technician: the cust has a pig.

me: a pig?

tech: yeah. a pot bellied pig.

me: is it cute, or is it gross?

tech: well, i don't know if it's cute. i've never seen a pig before except on my sammich. i guess it's cute.

me: how sad! i hope he didn't hear you.

tech: or with a side of eggs...maybe some toast...

me: run, piggie, run!!!