the final countdown(s)

-2 weeks until i am stalking Trent Reznor by the tour bus before the show

-1 day left of ridiculously boring and monotonous classes until Spring Break starts

-2 hours until losers start getting voted off of American Idol while i laugh and point at their self loathing tears

-5 minutes until a coworker comes and stabs me in the throat because my cell phone keeps ringing every 2 seconds