why i have no friends
this conversation took place last night at the bar after b.h.'s friend and i were drinking some Colorado bulldogs we had just ordered:
me: man, i haven't had one of these since i was a kid! this is delicious.
(dude gives me a look of shock and dismay.)
me: what?
me: man, i haven't had one of these since i was a kid! this is delicious.
(dude gives me a look of shock and dismay.)
me: what?
3 Comments:
It isn't you. It's them.
Colorado Bulldogs, albeit tasty, are a kids drink.
exactly! i had already ran my tab up to $3.3 million by drinking Grey Goose martinis all night so b.h. thought i needed to order what was on special. but i must say, it was a pleasant reminder of my youth, and i thoroughly enjoyed them. tonight i'll order some buttery nipples and a tequila sunrise since i'm regressing into childhood.
i completely forgot about the MD!!! i must have blocked it out as a bad memory. if i'm re-living my youth, i need to go pick up a bottle. good times!
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