put me out of my misery.

i'm at work, and i have nothing to do. (yes, i'm complaining about no work at work.) i've already browsed the internet in its entirety, and if you're wondering how i accomplished such a fantastic feat, don't call me Superwoman just yet. i didn't visit the X-rated sites because i'm not looking to get fired here. once you eliminate those particular ones, only four remain (including my blog.) i think i'll have my remote controlled PT Cruiser drop off offensive notes to my coworkers.