Monday, May 22, 2006

i love my dead, gay son.

i couldn't sleep last night. (much like tonight which explains the 2AM blogging.) so i decided to see if any good movies were on, and i saw Heathers. i haven't seen it in forever so i decided to tune in, and i must admit that it has some great moments:

1. when Heather's final word is "CornNuts"- classic! i hope mine is sammich.

2. when the hippie teacher claims that "whether or not a teenager decides to kill themselves is the biggest decision of their life"- and she was the most normal instructor at that damn school.

3. "i love my dead, gay son."- i hope someone stands up at my funeral and says something equally ridiculous... and i hope they use a heavy Texan accent while they're at it.

4. all the teachers smoking in the office- you can't do that anymore. this world is going to shit.

5.using a missed vocabulary word in a forged suicide note to signify failure at school- perfect

i'm going to go see if i can find another movie to keep me busy tonight. if not, i'll be back to blog some more.


Blogger niteowl said...

Heathers is one of the greatest movies of all time.

5/22/2006 08:50:00 AM  
Blogger golfwidow said...

Our love is God. Let's go get a Slushie.

5/22/2006 12:44:00 PM  
Blogger Jenn of the Jungle said...

I love that movie. So many clasic lines.

5/22/2006 12:47:00 PM  
Blogger Black Eyed Gurl said...

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!

I got paid in puke!

everyone loves a good game of strip croquet! I love this movie. If you have it I recommend Pump Up the Volume as a good secondary piece. Plus more nefarious teen-aged Christian Slater, only this time with Samantha Mathis.

Found you courtesty of KinkyPoe. Absolutely excellent.

5/22/2006 01:04:00 PM  
Blogger christine said...

such great lines, i tell you! i almost want to watch it again now. thanx for the comments, everyone.

5/22/2006 01:37:00 PM  
Blogger SupComTabz said...

Thanks for bidding to rent my blog... sadly I couldn't accept.... my heart was stolen by another...

try again next time! :)

5/22/2006 10:13:00 PM  

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