Monday, July 31, 2006

a bunch of losers read my blog.

of course i don't mean you. here's a sample of some searches that have brought people here:

i forgot to fill out my fafsa
- well, dumbass, it's the middle of summer, and you're just now realizing that you forgot? i hope you're working full time because you're not getting any financial aid.

i'm having sharp stabbing pains in the chest area- maybe you should be looking on a medical website or calling a physician. searching for answers on a site entitled "the power of denial" is probably only going to add to your declining health.

Metamucil pros and cons- i may act like i'm a hundred, but my plumbing works fine so i really can't help you with this one. however, the commercials make me want to barf so i'm pretty sure that's a con.

4 Comments:

Blogger Bunny said...

With a name like "Bunny's Babblings" I get a lot of really messed up searches.

7/31/2006 08:40:00 PM  
Anonymous earwacs said...

The fun part of random searches is picturing the people who probably don't get what they're looking for...Tru comedy is in picturing who is so torn over taking Metamucil that they are utilisng the Internet to decide thier bowel's obstructed future...

7/31/2006 10:58:00 PM  
Blogger Will said...

I just had "passport photos with beards" and "Trudy Styler's birthday" referrals. I never thought it would come to this.

8/07/2006 02:01:00 PM  
Blogger christine said...

bunny, earwacs, & will- thanx for the comments!

8/10/2006 12:09:00 AM  

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