The Texas Chainsaw Treadmill Massacre
the gym is quickly overtaking Texas Tech as the source of my blog fodder. today, i went to the gym for a quick workout during my lunch break, and i think i have a stalker. he's terrifying. i want to describe him as a cross between the grandpa on the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Gary Oldman. if i didn't think i could out run his hobbling ass, i'd quit going.
posted by christine on Saturday, July 22, 2006
7 Comments:
Just do something better than he does and he will leave you alone. ;-)
BTW I came over from Tiny Voices In My Head
Eegads, your stalker totally out does my grocery store stalker. I think mine just wants to marry me so he can live in the US legally.
I wandered over from Tiny Voiced In My Head as well. Love, love, love your blog. You made me laugh when I didn't think I'd be able to today.
ole blue- about the only thing my stalker does better than me is look like a corpse and move like a slug. so far he's just walked past me repeatedly and stared.
bunny- your stalker sounds way better than mine! if his name is Franco and he doesn't speak English, can i have him? and thanks for the compliment. glad to have made someone (besides myself) laugh for a change.
Yikes, watch your back little lady and if things get out of hand; send Moose and Rocko out to give the guy an attitude adjustment.
Came here via Dawn, good stuff.
Cheers
He's all yours! He speaks english (but poorly) so that could work out for you. Especially when you need help writing your non-english english word posts.
My brother tried to help me out by asking loudly, "How are your genital warts? Get that medication?" but that only served to cause me great humiliation without deterring Akbar, or whatever his name is, at all.
nocturnal- thanx. i'll keep that advice in mind if the old coot picks up some speed.
bunny- Akbar. LMAO. your embarrasing brother sounds a lot like mine who has just told me he plans to sport a mullet, acid washed Levi's, and a black leather vest the whole time we're in Vegas...
Yikes... sounds like you'll have a blast. :)
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