a list of things i plan to gorge on at the fair
-foot long corny dog
-fried Snickers
-funnel cake with chocolate drizzled on top
-fried cheese on a stick
-cotton candy
-caramel apple
-fried Twinkie
-fudge
-turkey leg
in that order. i am guessing i will only get through the funnel cake before i wimp out and call it quits, though. and the turkey leg is coming home with me.
i got out of work surprisingly early for a Saturday (7:30) so i thought of heading to the fair tonight, but i already told Tangerine Dream we'd go together and that a-hole is at work. so i think i might go to a movie, but all i see is garbage playing. damn. i can't go get drunk because riding shoddy fair rides after eating the aforementioned list of food while hungover is not a bright idea. what the hell am i supposed to do now?
-fried Snickers
-funnel cake with chocolate drizzled on top
-fried cheese on a stick
-cotton candy
-caramel apple
-fried Twinkie
-fudge
-turkey leg
in that order. i am guessing i will only get through the funnel cake before i wimp out and call it quits, though. and the turkey leg is coming home with me.
i got out of work surprisingly early for a Saturday (7:30) so i thought of heading to the fair tonight, but i already told Tangerine Dream we'd go together and that a-hole is at work. so i think i might go to a movie, but all i see is garbage playing. damn. i can't go get drunk because riding shoddy fair rides after eating the aforementioned list of food while hungover is not a bright idea. what the hell am i supposed to do now?
posted by christine on Saturday, September 23, 2006
7 Comments:
what the heck is a fried snickers? that sounds about as nasty as chocolate covered tomatoes.
it's exactly what it sounds like- a Snickers bar that has been battered and deep fried, and it's a little piece of heaven. i'll eat anything fried and/or covered in chocolate- even those tomatoes you speak of.
All I'm sayin is BRING IT! My defib machine is charged and ready. I've refilled my Plavix, and Crestor prescriptions, I also have a handfull of glycerine tabs so I don't end up like the douche on Greys Anatomy. Also just to be safe I picked up a copy of "Angioplasty for Dummies" I can't think of anthing else I need except Bacon bits........you just cant eat fried foods without Bacon bits. Do they make FRIED BACON BITS? MMMM TASTY!
beatiful list. eating like that is exactly what fairs are about: dogs, fried stuff, and sugar.
You would go well in Thailand.
They will fry and put chocolate on anything that walks, crawls or flies.
Stuff like ants, spiders, scorpions, you name it..
Yuk!!
Wow, have you been starving yourself for weeks to make room for all of that? Most of it I've heard of but never actually seen in real life.
Tangerine Dream- i'm pretty sure i was legally dead for a few seconds after i ate that stuffed potato, but thank God we didn't need the defib.
michael- isn't it though? it's only once a year for Petey's sake.
tl- i may like fried stuff covered in chocolate, but i'm still an American. we don't do bugs here.
jay- what a sheltered life you must lead. you should immediately run out and buy a Snickers, deep fry it, and stuff yourself until Oompa Loompas come out and call you Augustus Gloop. and heavens, no, i don't ever starve myself. you must work your stomach out in order to consume so much at once. it's like when you have to practice your liver for Vegas. i will have to hit the gym about four extra times this week, though.
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