sappy christine

i love Christmas. i love decorating my fat, little tree. i love eating pumpkin flavored everything. i love sitting in front of my fireplace while drinking a hot, spiked beverage. but most of all, i like buying stuff for other people. i know, you're probably wondering how a selfish, stingy, rude bitch like myself could take pleasure in giving gifts, but it's the shopping i like. (see it really is about me.) anyway, last year, amidst depression inducing family problems, i didn't even take out my tree or spend time with my family. if you're a long time reader, however, you'll remember that Bitter Half went out of his way to make sure i had a little Christmas joy. well some of my family is still having problems but what better way to cheer them up than making them fat with Pumpkin cheesecake and hideous with red and green scarves? needless to say, i'm really looking forward to the holidays this year, and here in a few days, i will begin blaring Christmas carols at work and putting up festive lights around my balcony. i wonder if i still have that Santa hat... either way, i'm going all out this year so be prepared.