sugar, i love you.

i crumbled last night and resorted to eating Nutella straight out of the jar with a spoon. and today is the Pancake Festival so i am obviously going to gorge on pancakes. i just don't think this low carb diet thing is for me, but i'm going to try it for a few more days. then i will probably collapse into a weeping lump on the floor whilst guzzling Hershey's syrup from the bottle. i really do think i need copious amounts of sugar to survive. does anyone remember the Issac Asimov short story Rain, Rain, Go Away? it's the one about a family who is terrified of rain. turns out they're made of sugar. well, i think that's me. i mean, it would also explain my sweet disposition, right?