Tuesday, January 29, 2008

random news

-so this lady decided to advertise online to hire a hit man to off her husband. on the one hand i feel like she's too dumb to live, but i don't blame her poor judgment. the cheating bastard probably drove her to insanity.

-these fugly little animals don't feel pain. that's cause they don't have to deal with the United States Post Office. every time i have to talk to those buffoons, i get a sharp stabbing pain behind my right eye.

-Hershey's is hiking up prices. good thing i've turned into a healthy eating, yoga doing, productive member of society or i'd just slash my wrists right now.

-i had to work on MLK Day, but other Americans were out celebrating the way Americans do:

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Anonymous Bob said...

You got your first link a little wrong. The woman didn't want to off her husband, she wanted to get rid of the wife of the dude she was banging.

The cheating bastard and insanity comments probably still hold true.

1/30/2008 10:43:00 AM  
Blogger christine said...

i stand corrected. i read the news in the morning, then pretended to work for a few hours, and when i got around to blogging, i'd already forgotten what i read. or, maybe, i just applied some subconcious tendencies to my post. who knows.

1/30/2008 07:20:00 PM  

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