Thursday, March 27, 2008

work woes

yesterday, a couple of us at work organized a going away party for a co-worker. we had brisket and some yummy sides. well we had an entire brisket left over so we decided we'd make some burritos the next day and sell them for a dollar a piece to benefit the March for Babies. but get this. someone stole the damn brisket! who walks over to a huge, uncut chunk of meat that he/she did not purchase or cook and think to himself, 'i'm taking this home with me?' a real piece of shit, that's who. we let everyone know that this person essentially stole money from preemie babies and that he's going to rot for all eternity in a pool of liquid fire which will sear his flesh much like the Burger King grills. no one has fessed up yet. people are real ass wipes.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was probably the same woman who took someone's cake home for her daughter.

3/27/2008 04:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Muwahaha - good thing my badge still works

3/29/2008 05:49:00 PM  

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