Thursday, March 27, 2008

work woes

yesterday, a couple of us at work organized a going away party for a co-worker. we had brisket and some yummy sides. well we had an entire brisket left over so we decided we'd make some burritos the next day and sell them for a dollar a piece to benefit the March for Babies. but get this. someone stole the damn brisket! who walks over to a huge, uncut chunk of meat that he/she did not purchase or cook and think to himself, 'i'm taking this home with me?' a real piece of shit, that's who. we let everyone know that this person essentially stole money from preemie babies and that he's going to rot for all eternity in a pool of liquid fire which will sear his flesh much like the Burger King grills. no one has fessed up yet. people are real ass wipes.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It was probably the same woman who took someone's cake home for her daughter.

3/27/2008 04:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Muwahaha - good thing my badge still works

3/29/2008 05:49:00 PM  

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