Tuesday, May 20, 2008

just for the record:

ladies, you don't need perfume if you're going to the gym.

but if you really feel the need to wear some, there's no need to spray so much on that flora and fauna are collapsing in your wake.

but if you really feel the need to douse yourself in perfume, there is absolutely no need for you to wear one that smells exactly like morning breath after a night of hard drinking and questionable middle of the night restaurant choices.

if, however, you just can't live without doing these three things, don't sit on the bike next to the woman wearing the "BITE ME" shirt. because that would be the least wise decision including those heretofore mentioned.

2 Comments:

Blogger Michael said...

and this is why I belong to a 24 hour gym.

only 3 people in the place at 1am, so we can all walk around smelling like a yeti and not notice each other.

5/20/2008 01:31:00 PM  
Blogger Babeski said...

i want my shirt back >:o<

5/21/2008 07:00:00 PM  

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