conversation of the day

this took place after i was bitching to my sister about how bored i was. (yes, i bitch when i'm busy at work, and then i bitch when i'm slow at work. i'm the Goldilocks of bitching.)

me: i should start pranking people. (offering a suggestion) Pat? Pat McGroin?

Gold Digger: that cracks me up!

me: me too. guess i never grew up.

G.D.: i grew up in the areas where it counts.

me: i guess i kinda did, too.

G.D.: i wasn't talking about boobs.

me: oh. my bad.