happy Thanksgiving

well i thought i'd type up a list of things i'm grateful for this Thanksgiving. first and foremost, i'm grateful that my native American ancestors were foolish enough to try to help the white man acclimate to North America before they were brutally enslaved and stripped of their unique culture. it was all worth it for a yearly trough of sweet potatoes to call my own. secondly, i'm grateful that stores big and small will be selling two $10 camcorders to a crowd of fifty people who will have been waiting in line for twelve hours. the melee that ensues is worth the wait alone. i mean, who needs hockey when you have the violence that is consumerism? and finally (and seriously), i'm grateful for my family who is not a group of weak, meek, or half-witted blockheads who have no idea what the word family means. i can count on them for anything, and that support is something i will always cherish. happy Turkey Day!