open sesame

i usually blog at work, but seeing as how i am in training this week, i will blog early in the morn today. i'm not looking forward to this coming training session for several reasons. first, i have the attention span of a fruit fly so i will be wearing a fake "yes, i'm actually listening to you intently" expression for the next four days. second, i must watch my sailor-like language. i won't be in my usual office building so i need to appear somewhat professional in front of a bunch of people i probably can't stand. i wouldn't want everyone to think i'm a crazy purple and blue haired freak after all. (and in case you're a total numbskull, i dyed my hair purple and blue this weekend. it rocks.) finally, i do get to see some rarely seen friends, but seeing as how i don't like my friends, this perk really isn't a perk at all. where's a wormhole when i need one to hurl me four days into the future?